Man en vrouw..
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Man en vrouw..
Tis wel int engels..
Khad geen zin om het helemaal te vertalen
Khad geen zin om het helemaal te vertalen
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars
thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and
women with
their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I
don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet
dreads to
hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a
woman enough
for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you
just love me
for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went
to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend
time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping
at a
big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her
while she
tried on several different very expensive outfits. She
couldn't
decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them
all. She
wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said,
'Lets get
a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a
pair of
diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She
must
have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to
think
she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet
when she
doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's
fine, honey.' She
was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I
think this is
all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No
honey, I don't
feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a
baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff
for a while.
You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man
enough for
me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me,
I
added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the
things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at
least that
bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
Re: Man en vrouw..
hahahahahaahah ne langen tekst maar vrééé goe gevonden:d:d:d:d
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Re: Man en vrouw..
hahahahahahahaha, ip eur plekke gezet zie
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Re: Man en vrouw..
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaa
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